"Hi, this is Rob Smith here, formerly the head of the AXASSL tools team. I will be brief here as they have a gun to my head at the moment. I have been asked to hook up with you and divulge my innermost secrets. Despite having base-jumped off the Natwest tower in London, canoed the river Shannon, drive a 1100cc bike and told Mike Lattanzio that 'beards are for hippies', I cannot face more than a pint of beer when I am out with the lads. It is a bit embarrassing really but I have to admit being a bit of a 'girl's blouse'......... and I should know this, as I tend to wear one under my biking-leathers. It all started when my Dad took me to the pub on my eighteenth birthday. He has never taken me there again as I just stood at the bar hypnotised by all those different coloured bottles in the fridge. Eventually, I settled with him half-way and went for a Gin & Tonic. I could see the depression set in on his features as it was probably akin to telling him that I was gay or had aspirations to wear suits in the middle of Summer ! Okay, this was the North of England and social deviants were not to be accepted. I still try to be accepted now by the lads but all they do is take the piss at the latest 'fruity little number' that I have picked up at the bar.......... and the drink that I am holding as well !!
Anyway, the gun has been removed from my head so I will touch base on a few of my favourites that I have dreamed up while chugging down the M4 wearing the latest from 'Monsoon'....... "
"Bacardi is nice and easy and allows me to slip
into the mood / blouse without any real hassle. I have 'gone through the rainbow' many a
time with their wide-ranging selection of different-coloured liquids with a nice gingham
to match each one." 