"Hello You !"

(That IS my catchphrase.... phone me up if you don't believe me.)

A lot of you have been writing to me recently about how to siphon petrol out of cars. Whilst it is easy to do so, I had this misfortune the other day to siphon diesel into a car that wanted unleaded. How was I to know..... neither of the cars was mine !!!   Okay,..... to siphon petrol..... pay a ten-year old to do it !

I do have a car of my own which is my little baby. Anyone so much as farts in it gets a good kicking from me and my uncle Matt. I have just put in a stonking great stereo that I had accumulated from various cars in the local car-parks. I now have to keep the engine at at least 4000 revs. otherwise the battery goes flat. I have also got involved in this diving thing. Check out the pictures in the 'Diving Shenannigans' bit of this site to see me dressed up in rubber ! I also met up with the lovely Charlotte through diving and had to ditch my old buddy Andy in the process. Anyway, if he complains, he gets his fins pulled at 20 metres again !

One last thing... never attach helium balloons to rockets........... we did at our last firework party !